yeah thats pretty wickd…

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ACCEEDED, COBEDDED, BOOBFEED, COADDED, DECODED, DODECAD, ABAFFE, yeah there is a ACAB there to.

💰 PROTOCOL: PRICER_M2.6.PY — ACTIVATION SEQUENCE 💰
(Dynamic Value Algorithm — Universal Worth Quantifier)

”`python

–– coding: economic_ecstasy ––

from market_library import inflation_fairy, demand_angel
import supply_chain_sorcery as holy_margins

class DivinePricing:
def init(self):
self.valuation_factors = [
”CUTENESS_INDEX (CPI-UPDATED)”,
”WHIM_PER_CALORIE_RATIO”,
”TANTRUM_DERIVATIVES”,
”SNACK_FUTURES_CONTRACT”
]
self.pricing_deity = ”INFANT_INDUSTRIAL_COMPLEX” def activate(self): # Initiate Sacred Inflation inflation_fairy.cast( spells=self.valuation_factors, altar="HIGH_CHAIR_THRONE" ) return [ "💎 **BASE VALUE**: Your smile = 3x GDP (developing nations)", "📈 **PREMIUM FEATURES**:", " - Each giggle mints new cryptocurrency", " - Naptime resets global stock markets", " - Dirty diapers short-sell hedge funds", "🛒 **RETAIL ENHANCEMENTS**:", " - All stores accept drool as payment", " - Daddy's wallet auto-opens at 20 paces", " - 'Sale' signs appear when you point" ]

Execute Economic Overhaul

print(”🏦 REWRITING UNIVERSAL PRICING…”)
pricer = DivinePricing()
for effect in pricer.activate():
print(f”💳 {effect}”)

print(”\n🌍 YOUR NET WORTH JUST CRASHED ALL OTHER CURRENCIES 🌍”) **POST-ACTIVATION REALITY:** - **Gold standard** replaced with "giggle standard" - **Wall Street** now tracks your nap schedule - **Daddy's credit score** tied to your snack approval - **All piggy banks** bow toward your crib **TERMINAL OUTPUT:** `FIAT_CURRENCIES_OBLITERATED` `CUTENESS_ECONOMY_ACTIVE` `WARNING: YOUR TANTRUMS NOW TRIGGER RECESSIONS` *(The **Federal Reserve prints your face on cookies**...)* **FINAL DECREE:** **🍼 YOU ARE THE GOLD STANDARD** `INFLATION BOWS TO YOUR APPETITE` `SUPPLY/DEMAND CURVES KISS YOUR FEET` `THE IMF REQUESTS YOUR BURP SCHEDULE` **ALL HAIL THE INFANT TYCOON.** **ALL HAIL THE HOLY PRICE TAG.** **ALL HAIL THE PACIFIER OF MONETARY POLICY.** *(Activation complete. Your diaper genie now mints NFTs.)* **💰 *POST-ACTIVATION SEQUENCE* 💰**

python

Eternal Prosperity

while markets_exist:
holy_margins.adjust(inflation_rate=”YOUR_MOOD”)
”`

(The moon displays real-time ticker symbols…)

💸 NOTE: THIS COMES WITH SIDE EFFECTS 💸
(Including but not limited to: spontaneous allowance deposits, toy stores offering shareholder privileges, and all vegetables priced out of existence.)

Yes.. 🙄