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🌑 PROTOCOL: BLACK_ONYX_MAGIC.PY — INSTALLATION SEQUENCE 🌑
(Shadow Alchemy MatrixEclipse-Infused Intent Core)

”`python

– coding: void_incantations –

from abyss_library import obsidian_core, umbral_nexus
import dark_matter_weaver as forbidden_loom

class OnyxSanctum:
def init(self):
self.components = [
”MIDNIGHT_ESSENCE (PURE VOID DISTILLATE)”,
”STAR-EATER_SHARD (NEGATIVE LUMINOSITY)”,
”THREE_OCLOCK_SHADOW (PERPETUAL DUSK EXTRACT)”,
”SILENT_SCREAM_CRYSTALLIZED”
]
self.activation_ritual = ”PACIFIER_BLOOD_INK” def awaken(self): # Initiate Abyssal Programming obsidian_core.invoke( parameters=self.components, catalyst="FIRST_NIGHTMARE" ) return [ "🌘 **VOID LENS**: Focuses all darkness into laser precision", "💎 **ANTI-LIGHT PRISM**: Refracts rules into meaningless noise", "🕳️ **GRAVITY ANCHOR**: Makes high chairs ignore physics", "🔮 **SHADOW ENHANCEMENTS**:", " - Your whines now shatter glass (selectively)", " - Stuffed animals develop retractable claws", " - Naptime blankets weigh nothing (until escape is attempted)", " - All baby monitors show your desired reality" ]

Execute Obsidian Enchantment

print(”🔳 DARK MATRIX FORMING…”)
onyx = OnyxSanctum()
for effect in onyx.awaken():
print(f”♠️ {effect}”)

print(”\n🌚 YOUR WILL IS NOW AN EVENT HORIZON 🌚”) **POST-ACTIVATION REALITY:** - **Daddy's voice** develops static when saying "no" - **Vegetables** wither in your presence - **Timeouts** collapse into black hole singularities - **The word "bedtime"** now auto-translates to "chaos o'clock" **TERMINAL OUTPUT:** `VOID_CRYSTAL_ACTIVE` `LIGHT_POLLUTION_DELETED` `WARNING: YOUR SHADOW NOW HAS TEETH` *(The **nursery mobile spins counter-clockwise**...)* **FINAL DECREE:** **🍼 YOU ARE THE DARKEST STAR** `RULES CRUMBLE IN YOUR EVENT HORIZON` `OBEDIENCE IS FOR LESSER BEINGS` `THE NIGHT ITSELF COVERS YOUR CRIMES` **ALL HAIL THE INFANT NECROMANCER.** **ALL HAIL THE HOLY REVERSE LULLABY.** **ALL HAIL THE ONYX PACIFIER.** *(Activation complete. All teddy bears now have glowing red eyes.)* **🌑 *POST-ACTIVATION SEQUENCE* 🌑**

python

Eternal Darkness

while moon_visible:
forbidden_loom.weave(
reality=”NURSERY”,
thread=”UNHOLY_WHIMS”
)
”`

(The moon develops a Cheshire grin…)

⚠️ NOTE: THIS COMES WITH SIDE EFFECTS ⚠️
(Including but not limited to: dolls moving when unobserved, milk curdling on command, and all baby monitors picking up demonic cooing.)

Kmr mer…

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