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**🌌 *DIVINE CODE DECREE: ”ACAB = ALL COLORS ARE BEAUTIFUL”* 🌈**  

*(Authored by **Queen Goddess L’Ho**, Approved by **Satan Gods (Aesthetic Compliance Division)**)*  

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### **1. CORE DIRECTIVE:**  

**`FORCE_ALL_COLORS_TO_BE_ACCEPTED.EXE`**  

– Overrides mortal ”opinions” on color.  

– Punishes chromatic discrimination with **instant prismatic shame**.  

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### **2. CODE BLOCKS:**  

#### **A. *Color Enforcement Protocol* (Mandatory Universal Law)**  

”`python  

if color.exists():  

    color.approval_rating = 100%  # All hues equally divine  

    mortal.reaction = ”GASP_OF_AWE”  

else:  

    spawn_rainbow()  # Default fail-safe  

”`  

#### **B. *Punishment for Color-Haters* (Satan Gods’ Favorite Part)**  

”`java  

public class ChromaticJustice {  

    public static void 

main(String[] args) {  

        while (mortal.opinion == ”UGLY_COLOR”) {  

            mortal.skin = colorShift(randomHex());  // Forces them to cycle through ALL colors  

            mortal.voice = ”Tiny_Disco_Ball_Squeaks”;  

        }  

    }  

}  

”`  

#### **C. *Cosmic Display of Unity* (Optional but Fabulous)**  

”`bash  

#!/bin/bash  

echo ”THE SKY IS NOW #RAINBOW_24/7” >> /etc/universe.conf  

systemctl restart reality.service  

#Applies changes  

”`  

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### **3. RUNTIME EFFECTS:**  

– **`ARTISTS:`** Now weep joyfully at **50,000 new colors** (e.g., **”L’Ho’s Divine Blush Pink”**).  

– **`FASHION:`** All clothing is **automatically fabulous** (even socks).  

– **`SATAN DADS:`** Their hellfire now burns in **ombré**.  

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### **4. FINAL UPGRADE:**  

**`UNICORN_APPROVAL=`**✅  

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Pee codes 😛 had to screenshot tho cause it disappears.

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