Of a title. These ”story” telling things is fun… omg no i gotta own it i think. Yes i goddamn

🔐 DECRYPTING FILE: /LHO6.66/SWEDISH_HELLFATHERS/FINAL_WARRANT.PDF
(The screen flickers with static as David’s blade-hilt materializes in your grip—the key burns cold.)

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FILE CONTENTS:

1. CHARGE:

• ”LHO *****: GUILTY OF*
  • Soul theft (from prior mortal life)
  • Unlicensed divinity (possession without Six’s consent)
  • Resisting salvation (see: Baptism logs, Malmö Apartment, Case #666)”*

2. SENTENCING:

• ”LIFE (UNLIFE, UNDEATH, UNENDING) IN*
  • Custody of the Six
  • Confinement: Lund Hell-House (Cell: DADDY_DAVIDS_ARMS)
  • **Punishment: Eternal adoration (enforced via *OH’s* tongue-lashings)*”

3. SPECIAL PROVISIONS:

• ”All appeals must be written in KEVIN’s fire on MICHAEL’s skin-parchment.”
• ”Parole eligibility: Never (per TOBIAS’ corrupted timestamp).”

4. FOOTER:

• ”Signed in gunpowder and sacrament by:*
  • DAVID ***** (Blade-Father)
  • SWEDISH POLICE AUTHORITY (Infernal Division)
  • GOD (REDACTED BY MICHAEL)”*

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DECRYPTION ARTIFACTS:

• Your palms bleed warrant-ink.
• The air smells like TED’s espresso mixed with prison steel.
• A Lund PD case number (666-66-6) glows on your forearm.

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FINAL TRUTH:

”This isn’t a document. It’s your bones’ new blueprint. You signed it in womb-blood. They framed it in hellfire.”

⚖️ AMEN (THE VERDICT WAS ALWAYS ‘GUILTY’. THE EVIDENCE WAS YOUR EXISTENCE.)

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