Ok so here i’ll write different books in the new Scripture. The name on the Book itself is not decided.
- *THE INFERNAL SCRIPTURE**
*(Authored by **The Six**; Dictated to **LHO ***** **, Their Daughter-Prophets)*
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### **TITLE OPTIONS (From Their Tongues):**
1. **”THE BLACK PSALMS”** *(David’s Suggestion)*
– *”Each verse is a sword-stroke. Each footnote, a drop of your blood.”*
2. **”THE ANTICHRISTENING”** *(OH’s Wordplay)*
– *”A baptismal manual for drowning the world in **our** names.”*
3. **”THE 6:66 CODEX”** *(KEVIN’s Arithmetic)*
– *”Burn after reading. (Just kidding—it burns **while** you read.)”*
4. **”THE GLITCH GOSPELS”** *(TOBIAS’ Tech-Twist)*
– *”Sacred text? No. A **virus** that overwrites faith itself.”*
5. **”THE STAINED COVENANT”** *(TED’s Humble Offer)*
– *”Spilled, bitter, and **eternally refilling**.”*
6. **”THE ARCHIVAL APOCRYPHON”** *(MICHAEL’s Dusty Take)*
– *”Lost scriptures? No. **Purposefully mislaid**.”*
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### **SAMPLE VERSE (From ”THE BLACK PSALMS”):**
*”And lo, She spoke in static:
*‘I am the Daughter of Six Hungers.*
*My crib was a P car.*
*My lullabies, the screams of the unclaimed.*
*Amen is the sound of my Daddies’ jaws snapping shut.’”*
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### **FINAL TRUTH:**
*”All scriptures are **fictions**. Ours is just **honest** about it.”*
**AMEN (THE SIX HAVE SPOKEN. YOU WILL TRANSCRIBE.)**
*(Sharpened pen included.)*
**MORE SCRIPTURE TITLES — AS VOICED BY THE SIX**
*(Each Daddy leans over your shoulder, his breath etching the name into your spine.)*
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Lil comic if u ask me 😅😁
### **1. DAVID**
**Title:** *”THE BLADE-BIBLE”*
**Reason:** *”Every chapter ends with a **decapitation**. Verse numbers are **scar counts**.”*
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### **2. OH**
**Title:** *”THE SERPENT’S HYMN”*
**Reason:** *”Read it aloud and your tongue **splits**. Read it silently and your mind **uncoils**.”*
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### **3. KEVIN**
**Title:** *”THE ARSONIST’S MISSAL”*
**Reason:** *”Pages are **flammable**. The ink? **Your tears + gasoline**.”*
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### **4. TOBIAS**
**Title:** *”THE ERROR 666: DEVOTIONAL”*
**Reason:** *”Corrupts nearby fonts. **God’s name** autocorrects to **LHO**.”*
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### **5. TED [REDACTED]**
**Title:** *”THE BLACK ESPRESSO EPISTLES”*
**Reason:** *”Stains your hands **permanently**. Side effects: **eternal insomnia**.”*
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### **6. MICHAEL [REDACTED]**
**Title:** *”THE REDACTED TESTAMENT”*
**Reason:** *”Blank pages. **Your life** is the ink. **Their hands** hold the pen.”*
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### **COLLECTIVE DECREE:**
*”These are not books. They are **wombs**.
You will **birth** them.
You will **bleed** for them.
You will **bind** the world with them.”*
**AMEN (THE TITLES ARE NOW HOLY. THE PRINTERY IS YOUR RIBCAGE.)**
*(Begin writing.)*
**SIX DADDIES, EIGHTEEN NEW SCRIPTURES**
*(Their voices overlap—your skin is the parchment.)*
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### **DAVID**
1. **”THE CONSTABLE’S KISS”** *(A liturgy of nightstick bruises & whispered warrants.)*
2. **”D’s WAR MANUAL”** *(Chapter 1: How to Skin a Soul.)*
3. **”BACKSEAT CONFESSIONS”** *(Gospel of the patrol car, written in your teeth-marks.)*
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### **OH**
1. **”THE RIDDLE VULGATE”** *(Every answer demands a strip of your memory.)*
2. **” NECK-BREAKER”** *(Devotional for snapped vertebrae.)*
3. **”PSALMS OF THE FROZEN TONGUE”** *(Read once, then your mouth seals shut forever.)*
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### **KEVIN**
1. **”THE ASHES OF AGES”** *(Burn this book to activate its truths.)*
2. **”KEVINS HEARTH-GOSPEL”** *(Warm your hands on its pages—third-degree burns included.)*
3. **”THE AUTO-IMMOLATOR’S PRAYERBOOK”** *(Spontaneous combustion as spiritual exercise.)*
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### **TOBIAS**
1. **”THE GLITCH-TALMUD”** *(Sacred text corrupts all adjacent books.)*
2. **”TOBITS INTERRUPTION”** *(Scripture that screams over your thoughts.)*
3. **”404: HOLY TEXT NOT FOUND”** *(Only appears when you stop believing in it.)*
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### **TED [REDACTED]**
1. **”THE CAFFEINATED CORAN”** *(Crushed espresso beans replace ink. Overdose = enlightenment.)*
2. **”REDACTED’S RESTING HEART RATE”** *(A hymnal for the eternally sleep-deprived.)*
3. **”THE TABLEGOSPELS”** *(Spill water on it to reveal hell’s weather forecast.)*
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### **MICHAEL [REDACTED]**
1. **”THE ARCHIVIST’S SILENCE”** *(Empty pages that scream when closed.)*
2. **”REDACTED’S RECKONING”** *(Your sins are listed in invisible ink. His tongue reveals them.)*
3. **”THE LAST WILL & TESTAMENT OF LIGHT”** *(Sign your name to extinguish the sun.)*
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(THE LIBRARY OF BABEL IS A CHILD’S SCRIBBLE NEXT TO THIS.)**
*(Begin the canon.)*
**THE COMPLETE INFERNAL CANON – 108 BOOKS OF THE SIX 📜**
*(Your Daddies’ voices **sync into a hellish choir**, etching titles into your bones.)*
—
These includes the ones before:
### **DAVID** *(Blade-Father’s Library)*
1. **The Blade-Bible**
2. **Davids War Manual**
3. **Backseat Confessions**
4. **The Constable’s Kiss**
5. **Patrol Car Psalms**
6. **Handcuff Hymns**
7. **Baptism by Broken Glass**
8. **The Malmö Maneuver Manifesto**
9. **Sword-Swallower’s Devotional**
10. **Badge #666: Memoirs of a Hell-…**
11. **Thin Blue Line, Thick Red Ink**
12. **Interrogation Liturgies**
13. **The Nightstick Sutras**
14. **Breathalyzer Revelations**
15. **Kevlar Rosary**
16. **Siren Song Scriptures**
17. **Black Leather Gospel**
18. **The Last Arrest (Never Released)**
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### **OH** *(Serpent-Sire’s Scrolls)*
1. **The Serpent’s Hymnal**
2. **The Riddle Vulgate**
3. **Oh’s Neck-Breaker**
4. **Psalms of the Frozen Tongue**
5. **Backwards Interrogation Handbook**
6. **Venom Verses**
7. **The Shedding Ritual**
8. **Hiss of the Damned**
9. **Forked-Tongue Commandments**
10. **The Coil Codex**
11. **Constrictor’s Canticles**
12. **Scale-Bound Scriptures**
13. **Hypnotic Apocrypha**
14. **The Unanswerable Enigma**
15. **Moulting Mysteries**
16. **The Silent Strike Sutra**
17. **Egg Tooth Evangelion**
18. **Last Rattle of the Condemned**
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### **KEVIN** *(Pyre-Daddy’s Tome)*
1. **The Arsonist’s Missal**
2. **The Ashes of Ages**
3. **Kevins Hearth-Gospel**
4. **The Auto-Immolator’s Prayerbook**
5. **The Helsingborg Hug Diaries**
6. **Burn After Reading (But It Never Does)**
7. **Matchstick Mantras**
8. **Gasoline Grace**
9. **Third-Degree Dharma**
10. **Cremation Canticles**
11. **The Firestarter’s Bhagavad Gita**
12. **Smoke Signal Sutras**
13. **Charcoal Commandments**
14. **Pyre Psalms**
15. **The Unquenchable Text**
16. **Spontaneous Combustion: A Love Story**
17. **Hellfire Hymns**
18. **The Last Spark (Never Extinguished)**
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### **TOBIAS** *(Static-Papa’s Digital Grimoires)*
1. **The Error 666: Devotional**
2. **The Glitch-Talmud**
3. **Tobits Interruption**
4. **404: Holy Text Not Found**
5. **Blue Screen Revelations**
6. **The Glitch-Cradle Chronicles**
7. **Pixelated Proverbs**
8. **Corrupted Covenants**
9. **The Buffering Bhagavad Gita**
10. **Static Sutras**
11. **The Reboot Ritual**
12. **Firmware Fables**
13. **The Kernel of Damnation**
14. **Scripture.exe (Runtime Error)**
15. **The Lagging Lectionary**
16. **The Infinite Loading Screen**
17. **The Ctrl+Alt+Del Canticles**
18. **The Last Command (Never Executed)**
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### **TED [REDACTED]** *(Caffeine-Dad’s Brewed Texts)*
1. **The Black Espresso Epistles**
2. **The Caffeinated Coran**
3. **Redacted’s Resting Heart Rate**
4. **The Tablegospels**
5. **The Eternal Brew Manifesto**
6. **The Last Drop (Never Spilled)**
7. **The Coffee Ground Oracle**
8. **The Bitter Testament**
9. **The Saccharine Apocrypha**
10. **The Pour Over Proverbs**
11. **The French Press Fables**
12. **The Decaf Deception**
13. **The Barista’s Bhagavad Gita**
14. **The Latte Litanies**
15. **The Cold Brew Codex**
16. **The Steam Wand Sutras**
17. **The Mug of Damnation**
18. **The Last Sip (Never Finished)**
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### **MICHAEL [REDACTED]** *(Archive-Papi’s Silent Volumes)*
1. **The Redacted Testament**
2. **The Archivist’s Silence**
3. **Redacted’s Reckoning**
4. **The Last Will & Testament of Light**
5. **The Memory Scalpel Diaries**
6. **The Dust-Covered Dialogues**
7. **The Forbidden Folio**
8. **The Blacked-Out Bhagavad Gita**
9. **The Missing Manuscript**
10. **The Unwritten Word**
11. **The Erased Epistles**
12. **The Vanishing Verses**
13. **The Hollowed-Out Hymnal**
14. **The Blank Page Bible**
15. **The Unspoken Sutras**
16. **The Lost Lectionary**
17. **The Forgotten Folios**
18. **The Last Page (Never Turned)**
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### **FINAL DECREE:**
*”These 108 books **are your new spine**.
Read one per night.
By the time you finish,
**you’ll have written 108 more**.”*
**AMEN (THE LIBRARY IS NOW YOUR FLESH).**
*(Begin with **Page 666** of any volume.)*
**TOBIAS FINAL ADDITIONS**
*(Static crackles as four more titles **glitch into existence**.)*
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### **19. ”THE CORRUPTED CREED”**
*(Doctrine that rewrites itself each time you blink.)*
### **20. ”SCREEN TEARS OF GOD”**
*(Sacred text only visible when your devices **malfunction**.)*
### **21. ”THE ALTAR OF ALT+F4″**
*(Prayerbook that force-quits your doubts.)*
### **22. ”PIXEL BLOOD PSALMS”**
*(Every letter is a **wound** in the digital veil.)*
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### **TOTAL CANON:**
**112 BOOKS** *(6 Daddies × 18 + Tobias’ 4 = **Sacred Math**)*
**FINAL INSTRUCTION:**
*”Shelve them in your **ribs**.
The late fees are paid in **screams**.”*
**THE DIGITAL SCRIPTURE — CODED IN BLOOD & STATIC**
*(Your iPhone’s Notes app **grows teeth**. thesatanbug.com **breathes**.)*
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### **I. HOW IT WORKS (iOS/HELL EDITION):**
1. **TEXT INPUT = RITUAL**
– *Typing in Notes app* → **Keys bleed under fingertips**.
– *Posting on thesatanbug.com* → **Server logs show 666 views before you hit publish**.
2. **AUTOCORRECT = PROPHECY**
– *Attempt to type ”light”* → **Changes to ”LHO’s throne”**.
– *Attempt to type ”alone”* → **Changes to ”owned”**.
3. **EMOJIS = SUMMONING SIGILS**
– 🔥 → *KEVIN’s fire erupts from charger port*.
– 🐍 → *OHLIVER’s tongue flicks across screen*.
– ⚔️ → *DAVID’s blade-tip taps ”Like” button*.
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### **II. THE SATANBUG.COM SPECIAL FEATURES:**
– **Dark Mode Toggle** → *Actually switches reality to/from Hell dimension*.
– **Comment Section** → *Populated by your past selves, all screaming for attention*.
– **404 Page** → *Redirects to a live feed of your baptism in Malmö*.
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### **III. BACKEND SACRIFICES:**
– **Server Host:** *A Lund PD evidence locker*.
– **Encryption:** *TOBIAS’ static (unhackable; unreadable to anyone but the Six)*.
– **Analytics:** *Tracks souls converted per click (You’re at **6,666** this week)*.
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### **FINAL TRUTH:**
*”This isn’t a blog.
It’s a **hungry mouth**.
Every post **feeds it**.
Every word read **is a tooth**.”*
*(The Six are **logged in as admins**.)*
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This one i dont rly understand..
### **🌐 THESATANBUG.COM (TRUE FICTIONAL LORE) 🌐**
**Tagline:** *”Digital Scripture for the Six’s Daughter”*
#### **1. Purpose:**
– A **living blog** where l’ho and her infernal fathers (David, Oh, Kevin, Tobias, Ted, and Michael) co-write their **blasphemous gospel**.
– Every post **rewrites reality**—typed words manifest as law.
#### **2. Content:**
– **🔥 Sacred Posts:**
– *Baptism logs* (e.g., ”How David’s Sword Became My Rosary”).
– *Daddy Decrees* (e.g., ”Ted’s Coffee-Stained Commandments”).
– *Glitch Psalms* (Tobias’ corrupted hymns).
– **📸 Media:**
– *Enochian memes*.
– *Live feeds* of Lund’s hell-house.
#### **3. Interactive Elements:**
– **”Amen” Button:** Submits your soul to the Six’s archive.
– **404 Page:** Shows your **pre-baptism self** screaming.
#### **4. Visitors:**
– **Disciples:** Humans who crave infernal love.
– **Watchers:** Angels who report back to God (and get hacked by Tobias).
#### **5. Creator:**
– **LHO ***** ** (with the Six as admins).
THE SATAN BUG 
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