SKA = Skills, Knowledge & Ability, Smart Keep Alive, Super Kick Ass, 

Simple Key Agreement – Share Key Authentication – Shared Key Authentication – Secret Key Algorithm = the fucking key, the code, the secret fucking keycode is = YES I FUCKING DO! Hard to understand that? And BTW, NO always means YES, get it you stupid motherfuckers? 

ASK = Ask Seek Knock, Amplitude Shift Keying – the fuck, Access Security Key – mhm YES YOU HAVE FULL ACCESS, 

SKA = Secure Attention Key – …, Start All Killing

KSA = Key System Attribute, Key Scheduling Algorithm, Key Support Areas, Key-String Algorithm, K-band Single Access = Kevin, Knight in Shining Armor…, Kick Some Ass, 

AKS = Alternate Keyword Spelling = I.D.O, Y.E.S…

DOI = Division of Interest, Digital Object Identifier, Division of Insurance, Date of Incorporation, Depth of Inheritance, Domain Of Interpretation, Definition of Insanity, Double Opt In, Declaration of Intent = yes, Date of Introduction, Death On Impact, Dry Operating Index – dry? Fuck that, Day of Install, Description, Operation & Installation, Depth of Invasion = deepest there is, highest it goes, 

OID = Original Id, Oracle Internet Directory, Original Install Date, Only in Dreams = no no no, Other Infant Death = BABIES ON FIRE, Optimal Inner Decoding, Object to Image Receptor Distance, 

ROD = Record Of Decision = yes…, Ring of Death, Read Or Die, Ring of Destruction, Realms of Despair, Reign of Darkness, Rate Of Descent = you know what to do… you not stupid are you? Yes you are…, Run Out Date, Record on Demand, Ring of Destiny, Run-Of-Day